
Private Walker
Jackson - I'm Nineteen - I'm at
Lackland, AFB TX for Basic
Training
Confessions
Reaching puberty,
I blossomed into a bit-of-a-wild
flower. I loved music and
practiced the trumpet diligently
inspired by Harry James, Louis
Armstrong, Charlie Spivak, Bobby
Hacket, and others. By age
fifteen, I played in a small
dance band, "Johnny Howell
and His Music Makers." We
roamed around Georgia, playing
USO gigs at Army camps, and we
sponsored dances at the Community
House. Also, we put together a
stage show and played a chain of
theaters. Maaan, this was big
time.
Often, I found
myself in mature surroundings. I
soaked-up the life like a sponge.
This worldly knowledge, combined
with my farming experiences,
advanced my age sexually. In
those days, I would easily
qualify as a precocious child.
Today, the worldly knowledge I
possessed back then would barely
get me beyond the classification
of a babe-in-arms. My, how fifty
years can change a world? Is
television the reason?
I refrained from
drinking and drugs . . . wild,
not crazy . . . But I started
smoking cigarettes. My brand was
Camels. Remember! "I'd walk
a mile for a Camel." I only
had to walk to the Colonel's room
where several cartons were
stashed. If I had to walk a mile,
I would have never started in the
first place. The Colonel's
cigarettes were free.
My buddy, Johnny,
smoked Chesterfields, and he
would jest, "She was only a
tobacco grower's daughter but . .
. oh! What
chest-ter-fields." The gang
chuckled and rolled their eyes.
The first time I heard it, I
looked at Johnny dumbfounded,
until he made a graphic gesture.
So round, so firm,
so fully packed, so free and easy
on the draw? . . If you guessed
Mae West you're dead wrong . . .
Lucky Strikes. And there were Old
Golds and Phillip Morris.
Remember . . .
"Call-for-Phillip-Morrisss."
When money was scarce, we rolled
'em ourselves. This was often.
Prince Albert made a pretty good
smoke. I never got the knack of
rolling a Bull Durham. Marijuana
wasnt available around
Vidalia Public High. Filters? . .
. No way . . . Everyone was fat,
dumb and happy. Cancer was almost
not invented.
I got hooked on
the tobacco weed nearing
thirteen. I weighed 110 pounds
and stood 5' 5" tall. A
chest x-ray taken, when I was
fourteen, revealed shadows on my
lungs. My mother convinced me the
shadows could be tuberculosis and
I could die. My passion for life
provided the motivation to kick
the habit and I did it cold
turkey. I've always had a truer
prospective of mortality than
most of my peers. The summer I
quit, I grew five inches, gained
50 pounds and played first string
varsity football my junior year.
Another thing! The hometown folks
stopped calling me Junior. Here's
a few more horsin around
yarns.

Walker Joe -
Vidalia High School's Best
Offensive Player 1947
POTPOURRI
JT's Holy Paddle
I started high
school in 1944. I felt more like
a man with each passing day.
Girls looked different to me.
They wore dresses, painted their
faces and giggled incessantly. My
face broke-out in acne. I
succumbed to peer pressure and
started smoking cigarettes. Folks
called me Junior. I was small for
my age. Smoking had stunted my
growth. Being too small to play
varsity football my freshman year
was a big downer, but playing in
the marching band compensated,
but only slightly. I went to the
out-of-town football games on
the old, yellow,
school bus with the band members,
cheerleaders and majorettes. It
doesn't sound so bad, when I
think about it now, in terms of
the latter. But you know the
girls flock to the jocks.
My favorite high
school teacher was Mister J.T.
Alexander. He taught math. I
liked math and, more likely, this
is the reason I remember JT. He
was God fearing, proud and tough
skinned. He was country through
and through. In the classroom, he
was mild mannered and dedicated.
And he possessed the patience of
a Cardinal. Although a serious
thinker, his sense of humor
kindled quickly and was well
honed. But, when it came to the
duties of Principal, he was quite
strict. JT's paddle, with a hole
in the business end, was propped
near his desk for convenience and
visual effect. I dont
believe schools tolerate paddles
anymore?
He was the
Principal. He was the football,
basketball and track coach.
Impossible you think. How could
the system expect so much from a
single individual? The austerity
of the times is the answer, and
it spawned imaginative
management. One manifestation was
a higher expectation of
professionals. Expect more . . .
get more. Something for schools
to think about . . . Corporations
are. They entice the old
wood off the payroll, with
enhanced handshakes, and the
remaining employees suck-it-up. I
know. I fell victim to the slick
handshake tactic.
I remember one
amusing event that happened one
day during a quiz in JT's math
class. The room was deathly
quite. Everyone was hard at work.
If you didn't concentrate, you
would never finish the quiz.
Suddenly, a book slipped off Sue
Carter's desk and hit flat on the
floor, shocking everyone out of
their deep trance. JT's black,
beady eyes peered calmly over the
half moon specs. He said, with a
spark of humor in his voice,
"If it had been din-e-mite
it would have blown us to
smithereens." Who can argue
with such a profound utterance?
The previous plain
humor sums up the man. He was a
little folksy, a little square,
but we loved and respected him.
Would I still like him if he had
found just cause to use hole-y
paddle on me? I reckon so. Our
mindset was different back then.
The Passion Pit
Movies during the
forties were fabulous. Movies
were popular. Movies were
affordable dream mills and a
short-lived escape from reality.
Remember World War Two? You could
choose between an inside and a
drive-in, or passion pit, as they
were called with a mischievous
wink. The choice usually depended
upon your date, but I always
suggested the drive-in. If she
agreed to go, my fantasies had
just begun.
Yes, I remember a
few interesting trips to Pete's
Drive-in . . . A lonely spot was
carefully selected and my '35
Ford was driven up the slight
incline near the squawky sound
box. I hung it on the window and
the sound was softened, making
chatting easier. The conversation
centered on compliments that
might curry favors later on,
sweet revelations about how
pretty she looked or inquiries
about her day. Minutes after the
movie began, I would slide over
near her, freeing myself from the
awkward steering wheel. Then, I
would take her hand, and if she
did not object, I'd pull her a
little closer and snuggle while
pretending to be watching the
movie.
Then, I would
press on guilefully. Each move
was subtle and premeditated. I
wanted to appear calm, collected,
and smooth although, in
actuality, my hormones soared.
Now, it was time to go for a
kiss, and if this was the first
date, she might resist, which
called for more cool patience
backed by persistence. If she was
a regular, there was little
pretense, because the limits had
already been established. Maybe
that is why a new date was so
intriguing. It offered the
challenge of conquest. But, when
she repeatedly murmured negatives
like . . . Stop! . . Please
don't! . . I'm a nice girl! . . I
started hoping the movie was an
epic. It never was.
Boys will be Boys
Teenagers, in my
hometown, found hanging around
the Bus Station really exciting.
Why the Bus Station? I think it
was due to strange encounters
with transients. Another factor,
the restaurant served food to a
very late hour. And the pinball
machines and slot-machines were a
fun way to waste your time and
money. And the bus station was a
jumping off point. Kids
congregated and schemed of
mischievous pursuits.
One cruel prank
the gang staged will be named
The Watermelon Caper.
It worked like this. On a dark
night, when the watermelons had
ripened, the in-crowd would hang
around the bus station looking
for the new kid in town. When he
showed, two of the pranksters
approached him and piqued his
interest in raiding a juicy melon
patch a few miles from the bus
station. Once the fish swallowed
the bait a couple of the other
pranksters would leave in
advance.
They would hide in
the field equipped with an
automatic 12-gauge shotgun
seething with anticipatory
excitement while awaiting the
unsuspecting patsy. The rascals
quieted down when the car arrived
with the patsy. Timing was
critical. We waited until the
patsy had time enough to pick a
plump melon and then one of us
would fire the shotgun into the
air and shout at the top of our
lungs. "I'm damn tired of
you thieves coming out here
stealing my watermelons."
Then the shotgun was fired at
least twice again.
By now, the patsy
had dropped the melon and had
left the field like Moody's
goose. It's blood curdling.
Believe me. I've seen kids clear
a five-foot fence and hit the
ground running. I know, because I
was the unsuspecting kid once.
Then there was a similar prank.
The inducement here was the
farmers daughter. Boys will
be boys. How else do they grow up
and become men.
Football Games
Away
During the big
war, cars were essential for the
same million reasons they are
needed today. America's
insatiable love affair with the
automobile has been ongoing ever
since the Model T replaced the
horse and buggy. No other
tangible object, in existence, is
worshiped with so much fervency.
This couldn't have
been any truer than at our house.
By 1944 demand for the family car
had increased exponentially;
three teenagers drove. I started
at the age of thirteen, two years
before I was legally eligible,
and no one thought very much
about it. Small towns were like
that. The police spent their time
chasing thieves and murderers and
less time on speeders and license
offenders. Besides, my "Old
Man" was the City Attorney.
I had influence. Its the
ways of the world.
Shortly after the
war started, Detroit stopped
producing family automobiles and
started making tanks and jeeps.
Dad purchased one of the last
Buick GM made until the war
ended. The 1942 Buick was a regal
car and suited a proud man like
my father, who may have been
lucky enough to run upon one of
those lucrative accident
liability cases around the time.
By 1945
competition for the family car
was astronomical, since there
were four very active Jackson
teenagers. We would engage in an
endless barrage of bickering and
verbal, character assassination,
arguing the merits of whom
deserved to get the car. Dad,
wanting peace of mind, purchased
a 1935 Ford and made us all equal
partners. With two cars in the
family, the constant arguing
declined.
By 1946, the
demand for wheels had slowed
significantly. Ben Jr. had joined
the Navy and attended the Navy's
V12 program, Officers Candidate
School. Boyfriends supplied the
wheels for my sister's dating.
Now, the '35 Ford had fewer
strings attached to it, and I
called it mine.
I practically
lived in my coveted possession,
when it was in a condition to
run. Cars needed gas and tires to
be operable. Due to war, gas was
rationed and you couldn't buy
tires. So, I was constantly
patching the tubes and recapping
the tires. Fortunately for me,
Dad was allowed a more generous
allotment of gas, because he
farmed, and I frequented the pump
at the farm. Yes! It was free to
me, but I seldom reported my
usage to the "Old Man."
I heard Dad say
more than once, "That old
tractor is really guzzling
gas." I'd look away to hide
my grin.
One Friday night
Bobby Taylor and I and our dates
went to a football game in a
neighboring town. Coming home,
everyone was in high spirits, and
Bobby and the girls badgered me
into some Indianapolis 500
excitement. Speed has always
fascinated youth and we were no
exception. I was a sucker for a
dare and a bit-of-a-show-off. I
pushed the accelerator to the
floorboard and drove home, flat
out, at eighty miles-per-hour.
Thats flying low for a
ten-year-old '35 Ford.
Nearing home,
steam started spewing out of the
hood and I pulled into a service
station. The radiator needed
water. I didn't know
pea-turkey-damn about how a car
operated. If I had, I would have
filled the radiator with the
engine idling. Instead, I stopped
the motor and filled the radiator
with cold water and cracked the
block. When Dad found out, he was
furious. He had the damage
repaired and sold my little slice
of heaven. My heart was broken.
I was grounded for
a while, but Dad had a soft heart
and soon I drove the Buick. By
now, it had lost some of its'
glitter. During the big war, cars
were guarded closely and
pampered. They had to last until
the war was over and no one knew
when this might occur. Dad
preached endlessly, to awaken my
concern about taking good care of
the Buick and driving sensibly.
Less than a year
after I cracked the block in the
Ford, Bobby, the same two girls
and I, went to a football game
away. This time I drove the
Buick. Probably you have surmised
that Bobby was a bit of a
moocher. You are correct, but I
liked him. Wrong! The two girls
were inseparable friends and
Bobby had the in with the girls.
I liked this girl, and was forced
to accept Bobby if I wanted to
see her.
Anyway, coming
home from the game, fog had
cloaked the area and visibility
was limited. My date wore a
really short skirt I had noticed
several times. She kept propping
her knees up on the dash and I
was intrigued by her flirtation.
Once, after she had been a trifle
careless, I looked back to the
road and the bed of a truck
quickly emerged out of the fog.
The truck had stopped in the
middle of the road, and before I
could stop, the Buick ran under
the truck's bed a short distance.
The truck was unhurt, but the
front end of the Buick looked
like an accordion.
I was panic
stricken when I saw the front
end. I-wished-I-could-die. Dad's
words of caution raced through my
mind like a fanned brush fire,
and I threw the keys at Bobby and
said with tears streaming down my
face, "Bobby, I'm not going
home, I can't. Give the keys to
my Dad."
Of course I went
home, caught hell, and was
grounded again, but my Dad's
temper relented after a short
time. He was really an 'old
softee'. Furthermore, home is the
place that when you have to go
there they have to take you in.
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